WORSE THAN DUM DUM BULLETS!
Inquisitive Junior (of a horticultural turn of mind, in history class): "I should like to know if grape-shot growns on an ambush."

AND HIS NAME WAS GEOFFREY!
Miss G. (in English IV): "Why did Chaucer go to Ireland?"
Raa B. [Raa Brown]: "Oh, 'cause he wanted to be an Irishman."

Our faithful disciples -- "Pete," "Jim," and "Jack."

DEAF AND DAM
(By Metz)
There's Miller's dam, you will remember.
"Growler" used to like it well;
And there's lots of other places
Where you cannot hear the bell!

THE W.H.S. BELL SYSTEM
Kind - Number - Characteristic Tone
Electric...3....B-r-r-r-r-r-r-z-zz
Belfrey...1...Ding Dong
Desk...2...Rusty
Bell-igerent..0...Silent
May-belle...1...Solitary
Camp-bell...1...Very soft
Bel Esprit...1...Brilliant
Ma-bel...2...Variable
Belle (Schoolma'am')...5...Fundamental
Re-bel (First Semester)...1...War-like
Bell-a-Donna...?...Thrilling

All those who think our jokes are poor
Would straightway change their views,
Could they compare the ones we print
With those that we refuse. -- Ye Editor